This was my old roommate’s biggest pet peeve, whenever I drove with him and someone changed lanes in front of him without signalling, he’d honk.

A friend in high school (on the cusp of cell phones and texting), and I had very similar numbers, and she told me that she’d give people a number that was 1 number off of both of ours, which would connect them with the local Chinese restaurant.

And LCD Soundsystem is on the soundtrack with their last song ever. And Guns N Roses will never get back together.

Pete Souza is a great follow on instagram, too. He posts all these great photos and stories about the before time.

Pete Souza is a great follow on instagram, too. He posts all these great photos and stories about the before time.

Lol same. But then again, if you can’t handle me at my worst hungover, you don’t deserve me at my least hungover.

4. Bottomless mimosas

The dog has a point.

I super agree with this. Dinner/movie is always the standard, cuz you get to talk a bit and then have a shared experience, but in reality it’s never as good as leaving it open ended for a good conversation.

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Good to know!

If you want a hot take Cubs burn straight outta LA, check out this one from the other night:

It sounds like actually making a donation to Planned Parenthood as opposed to basically stealing it online, that’s what it sounds like.

You can die in a fire.

No.

Hahhaahhaa holy shit that’s so true

Thanks, this article definitely needed a unicorn chaser.

I see you’re complaining. Are you trying to get something comped?

Thank you!

And they say you stand by your man

So you CAN’T push an official and then grab him by the collar of his shirt.