OMG that’s exactly like Bob’s Burgers, love it!

Oh hell yeah!

Lol, the Zachs of the world are what make drivers ed tolerable.

OMG where can I find that adapter for my cat?!?

OMG where can I find that adapter for my cat?!?

Tossed salad and scrambled eggs.

Go home, Ted, no one wants you here.

Ted Cruz, insufferable in high school, confirmed:

Did not realize carpetbagger was still used in modern politics, learned something today lol

Looking at your username, I hope you stay safe.

When are deer decoys in season?

Wow, that’s a great driving mantra. Very zen!

He’s also a good follow on twit... oh.

I took my test in a suburban area that didn’t require parallel parking, then moved to a city and quickly learned out of sheer necessity.

and bonus if you have spraypaint to cover it and “match” your paintjob! :oP

Just moved back from the west coast, thanks for the reminder lol :)

It’s like calling Donnie Darko an Easter movie.

100% this.

Are you an alien who just touched down on this planet? In what world has anyone ever stapled something diagonal pointing toward the middle of the document?

Holy fuck the emojis in their bio give me a fucking headache.

It definitely is a joke, but The Replacements def belong there, especially if it’s a joke.