The hammer scene is still one of the most shocking things I’ve ever seen in a horror film. I love a good splatter flick, but one of my favorite things about TCM is how it feels horrifically violent while barely spilling a drop of blood. The sudden drop and violent convulsions in that scene are more effective than a…

I don’t mind a good fadeout, but I do think I prefer a hard stop. Fade out on a chorus that I particularly like, and it just reinforces my bad habit of listening to songs over and over until I’m sick of them.

The Residents - Demons Dance Alone has been almost nonstop for me this week. I think it has replaced Bunny Boy as my favorite so far. It’s shockingly... normal?... by Residents standards. Like, you could play this in public and only get a few weird stares.

*looks at what my dealer gets me*

Bawitablech.

Can we declare it a crime to besmirch the good name of llamas as this guy has? With great surnames come great responsibility.

It’s a shame that Supermassive couldn’t retain his likeness for Until Dawn: Rush of Blood. We came *this* close to having a VR Peter Stormare, which I’m pretty sure is the apex of game technology.

I loved it. None of the new skits are a patch on the all-timers, and it’s pure fanservice, but I was still quite pleased overall.

I enjoyed it, but then, I made it through the whole Wrong Turn franchise, so my standards for hillbilly horror are pretty low, haha.

You’re pretty uppity for a sidekick, pal. Watch it, or I’ll start calling you Artie or... or Something-Lad!

Damn, RIP...

Newswire: Kinja merges with Disqus, Stating “Is THIS what you wanted, you monsters!?”

Seeing the burner default avatar next to your name is freaking me out.

While I wasn’t sure about a slightly more lucid Tick at first, it really works, and helps elevate this from being “Warburton Tick: Again” (not that I would say no to that either). While we get fewer amazing quotes per episode, the relatively more grounded feel works at making these bizarre characters even funnier by…

Definitely annoying, but I like the steps toward normalization of weed. It helps the cause more than it hurts, I think.

K Dot’s got Knards!

Please tell me that people’s names immediately go on a “to be viciously slapped” list after buying that.

I never trust release date announcements, they always get odelayed.

I just ran down to the jerk store to verify your claim, and sure enough, they’re rapidly running out of him.

Presumably, one can only drink this with a beer bong.