“Louche Effervescence” by Lou Cheffervescence (ft. the As $oon As Possible Mob)

Is there a chance of making posting a top-level comment not utterly pointless if you don’t get in within a certain time? (i.e., comment sorting, refresh options)

A “clowns in Congress” joke never goes amiss ‘round here, even if it’ll no longer kick off the comment chains it used to... Y’know, those comment chains that made the AVC what it was...

You’re still going to try to make Leto-Joker (Letoker?) a thing, huh?

I mean, given how often Questlove is in the house, he’s got plenty of time to write music.

I think it’s some sort of new dance craze, like “The Fidget Spinner” or “The Kinja”.

We’ll be a bimonthly feature on Kotaku within the week.

The AV Club

Until legacy AVC accounts are available, I guess I’ll have to use a modified version of my Shitty Cryptkeeper account. So, umm... I guess it CAN be two things.

Finally, a Tonic Trouble TV series!

That dog does indeed appear larger than one would expect a dachshund to be, thanks to the comedic prop inside which said dachshund was placed. This amuses me, as it presents a scenario the likes of which go against what we know and expect of dachshund physiology, whilst carefully sidestepping a closely-related…

Hey, man, I'm pissed about the AVC account lockout too, but, y'know, bigger fish and whatnot.

Part of me is still waiting for Trump to get up on the mic and say "Gotcha" as the ghosts of Allen Funt and Dom DeLuise pop out from behind him.

After four straight months of dankruptcy (I'm useless at finding connects)? I'd drop to my knees and weep with joy.

Yeah, Christie as Att Gen is almost as scary as Trump winning. I mean, prohibition is dying either way, but Christie will delay it massively.

Good thing the legalization ballots are looking promising, because smoking the next four years away is sounding extremely appealing right now.

First they came for my Huell account, and I did not speak out, for I was too lazy.

*checks date on article* Hmm, yep, says 2016 there… did I just imagine the past 10-15 years of advances in CG?

You and me both, brother. The hell are those two on about?

This is why you should never turn your blowhobby into a blowjob.