Goddamn you. This is my life you toy with! My very essence!

Yup. Shame, as I have so many pearls of wisdom and nuggets of top-shelf comedy to post.

You know what you did.

Well, at least *one* of my accounts can sign in. Goddammit, Disqus.

More like a DEAD p-… goddammit.

R-rated? Puppet? Movie? Hey! I'm some of those things! Hire me! It'll be a real… uhh… SCREAM! AHAHAHAHhhhh…

Umm… more like Captain MidFRIGHT! AHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahehhhhh…

Ehehehe… this song is a personal FLAYvorite of mine… it's called RAINING BLOOD by the band SLAYE- oh goddammit. I can't work with this material! I'm just saying the actual thing!

What a TWIST! Of the neck, that is! As in strangulation! AHAHAHAHAHA!

Stay out of my SCARE-itory!

Harmon's Head, naturally.

Don't say "no clothes" in an Alison Brie article unless you plan to back it up, mister!

I always assumed Olive Garden had just said "fuck it" and started pouring pureed pasta into massive troughs years ago. Perhaps they're still working on combining human and pasta DNA so that they can create a Brundlefly-like monstrosity that can endlessly eat itself, and are doing this promotion to find the ideal test…

I wish album titles were sentient beings so that I could punch this one in the face.

I'll defend that movie until my dying day, but fuuuck, I hate that scene. Nothing about AtU is exactly "subtle", but good god.

Eh, same thing happened in the PS3's early years. So goes console cycles. The libraries will fill in after a while.

Genisys does what Nintendyn't.

Glad to be of service! .. Funeral service, is what I'm getting at there!

Not much in the way of movies I can think of… I'm a horror junkie and my mother gets nauseated at even vaguely graphic violence, so I never bothered trying to share that particular interest. And in other genres, we largely enjoy similar things. I was stunned to find that she loves the Terminator franchise almost as…

It'll be a tough row to hoe, but Amazon is just the joe to hoe it.