That’s not Meryl! That is an evil witch that obviously wants to kill me! Why did I click this link? I’m going to die!

I’m so happy that the last Shade Court of 2016 ended with TWO confirmed-shade-rulings. Maybe the world is going to be alright after all.

I think the word I was looking for when writing that post was ‘sentient’. It scares me that robots might make decisions that arent based on a certain set of parameters set by a human. What if robots collectively decide that what is best for the earth is no humans, and start eradicating them?

This was sort of predicted by Futurama in the episodes I Dated a Robot and Proposition Infinity.

He looks (and seems) like someone you’d date to piss off your parents. Having never felt the urge to piss off my parents, I have to say no. He is not hot.

Double Creature never ceases to piss me the f off. I can sort of accept them repeatedly make up rumours about celebrity divorces and pregnancies, but every time I get to Double Creature, I compulsively yell NO! YOUR CAT DOES NOT LOOK LIKE JENNIFER LAWRENCE! NO! GADDAMMIT!

I wasn’t a tomboy growing up, my barbie had way more conventional (?) adventures. I held on to my barbie-dolls a lot longer than my classmates, which came with a whole different set of issues, but body issues wasn’t one, as I recall. Her body simply didn’t look like mine, or my mothers, or the women in the changing…

“You’re dead, Jeffrey.”

Wow, guy number five is taking the pointing thing VERY serious. (Was never a fan of N*sync, so I don’t know who’s who, or who is supposed to be who).

I’m hypnotised by how beautiful Bella Hadid is, but at the same time she looks a lot like my worst enemy/nemesis/bitch-I-don’t-like/seriously-I-really-hate-that-fake-bitch. It’s very confusing.

Sounds like a command. “Dream, Renee Kardashian. Dream of a better world. Dream of a world where Trump isn’t the president of the U.S.. Dream of a world where David Bowie is still alive. Dream of a world where Brexit didn’t happen. Dream of a world without sexism, racism, homophobia, poverty, inequality, illness and…

Fuck, I’d be okay with Beyoncé herself showing up with a U-Haul, screaming “GET IN” and driving folks there herself.

Yeah, the last couple of years... Well, my teens and twenties weren’t/aren’t exactly anything to write home about, though they have been getting progressively better. I’ll look forward to turning 30, from the comments here it sound like that’s when things start to look up a bit! *Fingers crossed!

I’ll look forward to that! I’ve actually been looking forward to getting older, but lately I’ve been very aware that I have no job, no relationship and as of last week, no apartment! My mother wants to go look at wedding dresses when I turn 30, regardless of my relationship status, (I’m perpetually single), and while…

Welcome to the club! I just ended the lease on my appartment because I couldn’t afford it. I’ll be moving in with my mother a week before I turn 29!

I’ll look forward to that! I’ve been repeatedly told that I look older, and I’ve only ever been asked for ID at a bar once when EVERYBODY was being asked. I’ve been ‘growing into my age’ though. When I was 19 I was told I looked like a 27-year old who hadn’t very good care of herself, (it was clearly a joke, but I…

Oh god, I just realised that about once a year for the rest of that kids life, there’ll be articles with the title ‘Remember that kid who dressed as the Pope to meet POTUS? Here’s what he looks like now!’.

I’m turning 29 in three weeks, sliiiiightly freaking my age in relation to what I’ve accomplished, so I think I’m gonna start quoting FKA Twigs when someone asks how old I am. Without revealing my age.

I am weirdly invested in Heidi Klum’s Halloween costume. If this year’s costume doesn’t beat out last year’s, I’ll be super disappointed. Like, more than I should.

The Double Creature-cat looks like me when I think about Double Creature. And cats whose names start with Mr..