Any dude who asks me to close my eyes and then tickles me in the ribs, can explain what happened to his dick at the hospital.
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3/7/2017, 5am’ish.
Okay but there is also a talking candle and a somewhat sexual talking duster and I think they are lowkey fucking so I don’t think they are going for realistic
Do you remember in Harry Potter when Voldemort was being really super mean to the Malfoy’s and you were like, “sucks to be y’all. Prolly shouldn’t have hung out with wizard Nazis.”
We’re gonna send that nuke to Taaaaaajiiikastaaaaaaaaaan!!!
Oops, was supposed to go in the first post.
I can’t help but think that the women who get themselves all hot and bothered about these badly written, boneheaded, and just plain dull 50 Shades books (and movies) must have even more badly written, boneheaded, and just plain dull sex lives.
The Good Place absolutely grew on me. The first few episodes had some chuckles and were entertaining enough for me to keep going, but when I realized that they actually had no plans to make it an “awkward moment of the week” kind of show and actually were just straight-up serializing it, I had to keep going. And it…
Why I am marching today (See you soon, NYC!):
Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.
my thing with this is i don’t see what’s stopping her from having a wedding. but this construct isn’t going to make medical decisions for her, or earn any income of its own, or have custody of children, or own property, so there’s really no justification for a marriage license.
He’ s going to sensually swab out her large ears.
I just don’t know why we still feel the need to retreat into pro and anti porn factions, y’all. Women face exploitation and violence in every profession. And the entire entertainment industry is built on those practices. We should talk about those problems and advocate for performers in these industries. For every…
The stereotype that white people always carry ranch dressing around with them is not cool anymore. When you say ‘He’s already got his, that white boy over there’” don’t just fucking assume I’m carrying my own ranch dressing around with me you hurtful monster. I need it for my tenders and when you assume that I already…
I don’t remote believe the Beyoncé gossip, mostly because I don’t believe Beyoncé ever stoops to full on fighting with her enemies. I would believe that Kim called Beyoncé and Beyoncé said nice-sounding things to her, and then Kim got off the phone and realized every last word Bey said to her was absolute shade.
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P.S. You don’t even need to go as far as the Mars rover. Here is a sassy robot lamp somebody made, but I doubt it’s for sale (yet, anyway). Have a merry whatever you’re celebrating!
No it's all good. See I've been struggling with my diet recently, when the weather turns cold I just want to eat carbs. Totally cured, and if I miraculously regain my appetite I'll just watch this again. I'm going to loose so much weight.