if Clinton were president, NK would probably still be very close to getting missile-borne nukes

“Strong hands” is not how I’d describe 45.

Fire, fury and a fucking fat idiot threatening nuclear war while sitting with the posture of an insecure, shitty poker player bluffing and trying to display a strong hand.

OH CAPTAIN, MY CAPTAIN.

Forget what she’s doing. There’s plenty of room on the jogger’s left (I assume they keep left there even on sidewalks, like animals). It’s not even like he just kept going straight and ran into her. He took two or three steps to the right specifically to shove her.

Oh my god you’re right. It looks like he wanted to push her in traffic. Also, there was a man there right in front of her and he didn’t try to push him. It makes me wonder if this was a hit or maybe he is some sort of serial killer.

Aside from being a giant, dangerous asshole, she’s clearly moving off to the side in the video. It appears he then adjusts to her new path and shoves her off.

Sidewalk etiquette? Dude has plenty of room, as mentioned. Also she’s walking on an angle to give him more room. As a frequently disgruntled jogger who wishes the world would put more effort into sidewalk etiquette, I feel pretty confident he just wanted to push a woman in front of a bus.

He is the worker who walks around with a big metal pole and whenever he thinks someone is coming he bangs it as hard as he can so it sounds like he is working. Convinced his lie (and shaddow) are visibly being drowned out by noise, he pats himself on the back for no one understands how thinks work quite like he does.

Hahaha! Amirite? Working hard or hardly fit for the office that you continue to degrade every second of the day as long as your stench lingers hahaha...

Sooo, you hard and you tweet.

Its like when a highschool student tweeets that they are working hard while they are watching tv.

new avatar! love! 💓

Yeah, this is my first trip to Jez today because I’ve been so busy, and it’s what time now?

Hey now, flexing those thumbs is hard work.

He’s the co-worker who spends all day surfing the internet (in his case, booking tee times), but then tries to pull up a work document any time someone walks by and might be looking over his shoulder.

Seem to me having twitter diarrhea is his job.

I swear to god he treats the entire presidency like its a summer job at his uncle’s store that he wasn’t actually planning on taking until Mom made him. He hasn’t staffed offices, he didn’t bother to book hotel rooms for major events, and announces “YUP WORKING HARD!” whenever he thinks someone might be looking.

How else would people know you’re working hard?