The invitation also forbade jeans, so I contemplated wearing a head to toe jean gown.

Yeah, this just looks so adorable. I have never been a fan of baby showers and the tired chocolate bar in a diaper. I’ll send you your gift via FedEX, but don’t worry about inviting me to the shower. However, I would totally do something like this if it were my shower. Hell, I’m thinking of how I can do this theme…

Horrid statue that needed to be replaced Lucy?

This looks like so much fun and if I a) wanted babies and b) thought I could force my friends to dress up, I would do the exact same thing.

Toxemia (pre-eclampsia) and toxoplasmosis (cat poop) are two different things.

True, but a lot of people have children with special needs, less money, and still manage not to leave their pets to die.

There’s a proper way to rehome a pet with special needs & then there’s trying to get rid of via twitter & acting like everyone was stupid for thinking there’s a problem with that.

If you’ve had a cat at any time prior to being pregnant chances are you’ve already contracted toxoplasmosis. either way it’s fine if you don’t scoop the litter yourself.

I dunno man, I generally agree with you about the outrage bandwagon and if this were an isolated incident I might agree, but I can’t help but side eye the heck out of them because they’ve done this more than once. I don’t think that the fact that they travel a lot lets them off the hook here, because they’re…

Yeah, Chris “they don’t make movies that speak to me as a white man!” religious, hunting for sport, conservative dude Pratt seems like a d-bag.

A male feminist walks into a bar

Required reading:

I felt the same way, yesterday, reading a story from the VOWS section of the NYT. The headline was something like: Twenty year Age Gap Doesn’t Matter. And I instantly knew that the woman was older since no one would have bothered to notice (much less note) a 20-year age gap were the genders reversed.

Also, this.

I love you anyway.

At minimum, they were tailored by someone who hasn’t left their house since 1974.

That Christopher Meloni one has me howling. WTF are you doing Elliot?!