If he crashed a random wedding that was not on one of his properties, he would run a good 60% chance, at least, of being asked to kindly fuck off. These appearances are to make him feel good, not the bridal couple.

I have to admit that I couldn’t be able to be married to a Trump supporter. It would blow up immediately. I’m pretty sure a Trump supporter couldn’t be married to me. A conservative, a Republican? Probably yes. A Trumpian? No.

You just know he tosses tic tacks instead of rice.

Good white people from the U.S.A., you should have more weddings just to keep him occupied.

It’s nice to see a man with more marriages than non-bankrupt businesses shine his countenance upon this institution which Christians have worked so hard to protect from being diluted in meaning by the gays.

There’s a lot of knitting videos online! Ravelry is a good knitting community, and knitty, an online line knitting “magazine” with many years back issues is good. All of these are free resources. Here’s a start:

Um, not sure about your other reply so I thought I’d chime in to uh change the subject? I’m just happy to be reading through SNS tonight. It’s hot here and I’m trying not to drink at home as much or binge on carbs for that matter so I’m having some sparkling water and just chilling as it gets dark. So far so good :)

Alright. This recipe doesn’t require them, they’re like icing on a cake. I finally hunted down the link, too. Lol. Sometimes I’m a real dipshit.

This MiL is definitely *not* a built in babysitter. At dinner tonight I asked her to keep him seated while I pulled a pan from the oven. After I pivoted from the oven with a loaded up casserole dish in my hands I bumped into my kid who was literally about to hug me. No one was burned but it was close. Thanks mom.

I was responding to a work email this morning while me and my toddler were at quick trip getting breakfast donuts when I heard a squall. Looked up from my phone to discover that my toddler had popped a squat and shat in front of the donut case.

We’ve gotten over 12 hrs of nonstop rain today, and my rain gauge is full. The whole of Kansas City on both side of the state line is under flash flood warnings as is about a dozen counties thru the state. This shit is unreal. We had torrential rains last weekend as well that culminated in several emergency rescues on…

Congratulations on moving towards the PhD! That sounds so exciting!

Help. I’m trapped in my house with a crazy toddler and my mother in law. Send wine and straight jackets.

Anybody else just feel their vagina slam shut?

In fairness the Wiz is a genius with digestive issues.

To be quite honest, she was terrifying at best. A mind like a steel trap and never satisfied with any one of her offspring or of their offspring- a frustrated genius who resented her role in life as mother and wife, an elementary school teacher who disapproved of children in general and an absolutely vicious snob. She…

While I very much want that gilded shithole to fall into the sea.... I live in a coastal Florida city (not the one in my name) and in the 9 years I’ve owned my home, only in the past few years have I had to, on an almost monthly basis during storm season, leave work early to make sure I can get back into my…

My grandma audited art classes at the local university after she hit 80 so she could look at nude models and pretend to draw them. Maybe this would be considered a suitable replacement activity for whatever delegation Trump decides to inflict on Paris Accord negotiations? They need to let the big kids talk without…

I got my nails done today, and I had to sit through a few minutes of the doctor oz show while i was the lobby.