I look forward to reading it.

Losing a pet is so difficult. I’m sorry.

Melania’s dress is pretty, but I’m spitefully glad she looks rather twee and silly next to Brigitte.

Wonderful!

Gawd, it’s not like these emails mention pizza, or anything bad like that.

Wheee!

Ansel is the one who makes me want to claw his smug mug off, and Alden is... not.

Oh a oh.

Sure, but regulation killed poison makers’ jobs.

I would like a “Megan Reynolds charmingly tries a variety of vaguely embarrassing classes, and humorously reports her results” series, please.

Serena is gorgeous, but are pregnant woman ever allowed a different pose?

*Spit take, frantic googling of “Carol Channing”*

The best body benefits come from Cracker Jack temporary tattoos. Those can even cure hunger.

I have used “Pyrrhic victory” in conversation, but I have never doodled “Mrs. Julian Assange” in my notebooks.

I saw part of the picture before I finished reading, and I was afraid you were going to say you “firewalked” that!

I can see that she has grown, and filled out. Wonderful! I’m so happy for you.

Uh oh. I did not need to know this existed.

It’s Britney, cyka.

Thank you for trying.

Mother Gives Us Hives.