Every child should be loved so deeply. I am sorry you were forced into such a painful decision. My condolences.

His stupid “Tune in next week, to see whether or not I give climate change a rose!” tweets may be my cause of death.

Rebelling against cello lessons?

I hope a local artist now blankets the area with snowflakes.

Okay, morbid curiosity made me click. It’s not even a recipe for a champagne popsicle. It’s a suggestion, taken from another source, to stick any pre-made popsicle into a glass of champagne. Um.

Guys, she’s wearing a hoodie. That’s, like, legit street cred.

THANK YOU for not calling them “entitlement” programs. This kind of insidious re-branding needs to be stamped out.

Hey, some of her best friends are tits.

I have this thought every time I am confronted with this picture. “Are those cut-out Melania and Donald heads?Are they wearing CROWNS?”

Your grandmother is a dose of good, strong medicine.

You and your mom are collaborating on a book now, I hope.

“Make Mom happy.” Ah ha ha ha ha. Yeah.

They look like they were trying to get into a group photo they weren’t invited to join, anyway.

It took me an embarrassingly long time to work that out. 😄

Okay, even without sound, it’s the Democrats waving “bye bye.” I was wishfully thinking otherwise.

Prior to this article, I read that it was Republicans singing goodbye to Obama care. That makes more sense, but I can’t watch video with sound at the moment, to verify.

I should hope so.

Missed opportunity to write “What the fvck is a CHVRCHES?”

Thanks!

Yawn.