That red is sooo pretty on you.

I am jealous of her. My dad never once pawed my hips, or speculated about dating me. Sniff.

Another expensive pastiche of poverty, hurrah.

Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.

This is a completely ridiculous and inaccurate animation (Liberals protest gays, what?), and people deserve to laugh at it, ungreyed.

I’m opposed to vandalism and violence, but I believe this fits into the same category as “Always punch a Nazi.” 🌟🔨

Let’s all “find” everything he “creates” and sell t-shirts.

Look at that little fighter! All the best wishes to you.

I hope you are as happy as looking at your Count tattoo made me!

Gym corsages. I like it.

Yep. I don’t have kids, but I have all the cake.

Snort! Perfect.

Uh huh. Evidence is always “coming soon,” or “to be put forth shortly.” Funny how it is never simply here.

Sigh. Remember when the President and First Lady behaved like adults and professionals, and put their energy and enthusiasm into all aspects of their White House roles? It feels like a century ago.

That is horrible. I’m so sorry. It was not your fault. How could you possibly expect such a thing? You took wonderful care of Mocha for years.

Okay, that does it. We are officially living in the Onionest Timeline.

😁 I must own them. It’s a sickness.

This feature empties my wallet, and fills me with joy. I want both of these books.

So sorry. Horses are family.

Oh no. So sorry.