Came here to post this, exactly.

I remember thinking the “patriot” crowd would see right through his idiotic flag-humping display. Oh, Anne, you optimistic sap.

Ugh, sorry. It’s disgusting that so many people, and lawmakers, think illnesses affecting the brain should be set apart from illnesses affecting any other body section.

If I attempted that move, I would immediately step on my dress and face-plant.

An op-ed? That would have been strange, unofficial, probably worthless, and... yeah, strange.

ABSOLUTELY NOT. People who sing at you before morning coffee are a deal breaker.

During a long-distance relationship period with my now husband, I sent him a “coffee basket” from a local shop. It was hand-delivered, and the courier actually walked past him into the house, to set the gift down. That’s bad enough, but the guy then proceeded, unbidden, to sing “Happy Birthday”. My husband was so…

Also, if you look at someone else’s wedding photo, and your first thought is “consummation,” you are the freak.

How can anyone hate on a confetti-themed wedding? That is happiness itself.

That’s Judge Putz.

Indoctrinating kids is bad enough, but dogs? Now I’m really angry.

A sow bear!

“When I go on a diet.” 😄

I would not only eat that, I would wear the perfume.

No, really you guys, it works. I’ve eaten every cake I’ve ever been in proximity to, and I’ve never once caught The Gay.

I love Shade Court, and I also want to know what Your Honor had for breakfast.

When I lost my beloved old boy, I could not imagine loving any other dog as much. Then I inherited Bumper, and realized my heart could expand enough to wholly hold him, without displacing my memories. I hope that happens for you. Roxy may always be the best, but another dog in the slot right below “best” is still a…

“The potential opportunity to be represented by IMG Models in New York,” is very fishy phrasing.

Yep.

They are probably claiming she eats aborted babies on toast, but I have read enough.