These days, I browse a rack of clothes by feel, first. If it isn’t a clammy synthetic, then I check what it looks like.

Sadly, they still don’t stand out as the worst.

I can’t quite agree, but I most definitely empathize.

Once is looking like more than enough.

I want to laugh, but these people are our government. Sob!

Beautifully said. Thank you.

You always write things that should be black!

I said something like “Wahooyessy!”

Bravo! They are simultaneously adorable and disgusting, much like the Lady herself.

Wait, eating popcorn in bed is NOT a nightly ritual?

Fortunately, the way my husband curses out Trump and everyone associated with him, turns me on.

How horrific.

At least she didn’t die of a busted goober.

It takes so much away from all the beading and workmanship!

Awwwwwwhahahahaha.

The more I think about a new beauty column, the more I want Millihelen back. Jane Marie is hilarious salty fun, and the “Too Much, Girl”, thriftshop and product diaries, and geographical makeovers were enjoyable to read. I liked having all of these things on one site.

Also hands, heart, and brain.

I’m ready to climb through wardrobes to other worlds.

You’re going to make him cry.

Millihelen was my first “ungreying”, too.