I want to see Donald’s Certificate of Live Tax Returns, Melania.

Balloons AND stars, by gum!

Send Dippin’ Dots!

Hurrah for a new make-up column! I still want all of Millihelen back, and now I want this added.

The Guardian online has been my go-to.

Go, Rose!

Trump really takes the cake.

“State’s Rights” is my immediate nope-on-out prompt.

That’s it exactly, “the rush of pure dark loathing.” I have always strongly disagreed with some people, but I just thought they were wrong. I never believed they were evil, until this crew emerged. 

I have been trying so hard not to use the word “hate” about a fellow human, but this cretin broke my resolution.

I think it is a nice outfit, but it looks rather like a First Lady costume, as worn. It doesn’t quite fit, and the monotone styling doesn’t do it any favors. I am definitely predisposed to not liking the woman, but I don’t think that’s the only problem here.

I think you expressed it all perfectly.

A Sharpie shout-out. No wonder.

The “Praline” bundle has my name on it. Ordering now!

The “Praline” bundle has my name on it. Ordering now!

AND you have nice shoes.

“My, what a big head you have.” C’mon, Disney. That’s the wrong fairytale.

Oh, I’m not a fan. I just won’t knock her for the harmless things.

That “Filed To”- Yes Ma’am!

I get it. I am not going to criticize her modeling, or her accent, or silly things like that. The speech matters to me, because of the typically Trumpish nonsensical explanation. If she read her speechwriter Michelle Obama’s words as inspiration, why didn’t she recognize them in the finished speech? That’s not the…

I held out on disliking Melania until the convention. I don’t care about her nude work, and I didn’t think she had any voice in the planning of the campaign. Then her brazen claims leading up to the plagiarized speech, followed by the ridiculousness of the “explanation” made me realize she’s a Trump, after all. So...…