Snort!

Thanks!

It ought to be three hundred, but thirty is a start.

Goodness, I never thought to look before. But no, it isn’t recorded.

Ha. I had a similar thought. “Aw, I don’t have a true story for this one. Wait, that’s good.”

I should wear hats to the grocery more often.

Hey, I’m in the club! Thanks Madeleine. And Maria.

Dear Universe: More of this pairing, please.

💙💚💛💜

Oh no. I’m sorry.

Oh dear, I forgot its name. It looks like the photo you posted, though. All I know is, I switch it on and it vroooms forward, it’s so easy to steer, and it picks up a ton of dog hair that no other vacuum ever did. So I’m wilfully ignoring the inventor’s issues.

Huh. That doesn’t work for me, so you’ll have to take it on faith that I starred you multiple times. :)

I demand a Womanx cat.

I was given one as a gift. I never thought I’d even care about a vacuum cleaner, much less wax rhapsodic, but this machine works.

That’s beautiful, and clearly worded!

Next level nasty!

Salty!

There really ought to be at least a week of voting, in every state.

Nasty me, and a car full of nasty neighbor women, nastily voted early today. Then we came home and had brunch with from-her-wherever-marys.

“He has even claimed that the media is handing the election to Clinton.”