Get thee to a grocery. :)

Today. :(

Sadly, yes.

Even in my predominately Spanish-speaking corner of the country, that is a surprisingly common mistake among the younger generations. Leading to many a (briefly) scandalized grandparent!

I don’t think anyone could see you as unreasonable here. No way.

“Michelle Obama is beloved by all who value what is righteous and true” is a superb line, too.

Oh yes, I should probably say New Mexican. When I dine in actual Mexico, there are marked differences. Which reminds me, Public Service Announcement: Never take my southern American in-laws to a posh restaurant in genuine Mexico. They will do things like request “nachos”. Which the chef will generously try to craft to…

Mexican + egg is my main food group.

Ugh, I’m sorry. I hope writing it out becomes the first step toward putting yourself first.

Best wishes! 

Absolutely! I am happy with this choice.

I have only second-hand info, but my brother-in-law is from Mobile. He’s a liberal commie pinko feminist tree-hugger. You CAN find good people there!

I have got to get out more.

Huh. I am really behind in snack trends.

Uh oh. I feel a snack attack coming on.

Oh hey, I want these.

Do they have a “white cheddar” version?

He looks like Satan’s ventriloquist dummy.

She’s welcome to watch it. :)

This film keeps looking better and better.