The looks on the Trumps’ faces leads me to believe they heard it as an age joke, even though that would be bizarre.

Oh no. I’m so sorry.

This is comedy 24 karat.

Works for me.

After reading your statement and backing away slowly many times, I’m finally wading in: Tacos are the pinnacle of sandwiches.

His sons?

Wow.

Okee dokee.

Mine can fit pumpkins.

Ugh. This campaign is teaching us about new ways of hating, every day.

Damn it, my butt scarf is at the dry cleaner.

Oof. Painfully ignorant.

I guess they talked themselves out of giving away “beer goggles”.

Aww, thanks. I am usually a complete party-pooper sceptic about supernatural things. This though, whatever it was, really got to me. I really want to believe this lovely man is reunited with his family.

Also, the “timing” of the release? As if the problem with that video was the day it became public.

Me, too! If there is an afterlife, I want it to be like that.

Oh, deal-breaker.

I’m as creeped out now, writing it down, as when it happened.

This just happened, on the 1st of this month.