Y’know... I would read 500 Days Of This.

“Well-regulated militia” never sinks in, either.

I used to think Whoopi Goldberg was cool.

I summer in flop sweat.

I’m just going to stop thinking of this creep, and sing Blondie’s Rapture to myself, instead.

Semi related: When I was a kid in Arizona, the proper playground response to “So?” was to sing-song “So, so, suck your toe, all the way to Mexico.” I know people from Hawaii who said “all the way to Tokyo” instead. Anyone have other regional versions?

I don’t know if I should. I want to sleep tonight.

It came from an Eminem song about an obsessed fan.

I was blissfully unaware.

Oh lovely, this is the first I’ve read about Chris Brown fans blaming the woman who called police. They would, wouldn’t they?

I love pitching to you home run hitters!

This bear has been stuffed into two posts.

So, hibernation something, something ... yeah, you’re still miles ahead.

It’s entirely possible I’m not remembering the story correctly, but I thought Shiloh specifically wanted to be called after John Darling, of Peter Pan. Which is why she also had a top hat obsession. So she may identify as male at some point, but she might also have just been character role-playing. Also, I agree, it…

Absolutely!

True Americans always stand for the anthem of the country they plan to overthrow via the second amendment.

Thanks!

They can be pretentious, like everyone their age, but they want to be forces for good. I applaud that.

At the height of their popularity, those of us who thought we were sooooo witty and above boy bands, styled them “N*SUCK.”

How strange that it wasn’t a State* treasure by now, anyway.