Funny, usually it's the mongoose that defeats the cobra, not the other way around.

Are hijinks ever anything but wacky, I wonder?

so pretty much normal, standard stuff.

You do not want to hear my fetishes. I’m a nerd, and elves are definitely involved.

It was surprisingly hard to find a decent stock photo of “man fanning woman” or something similar.

Yeah. I’m not ungray anywhere. I was hoping for just that one little brief blog. Just for the irony of it. Or something.

Crushing sounds like a lot of work. Can I just emasculate a man until he is forced to keep me cool?

Interestingly, I received an email from the Clinton campaign asking for donations for the Red Cross and/or the Baton Rouge Area Foundation to help out those affected by the floods.

I’m helping!

“I like states that don’t get flooded. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯”

“I like states that don’t have disasters.”

I’ve been working in nonprofit for a very long time and I can tell you that just about any time you see some famous person “volunteering” the whole thing was staged and I guarantee that it took twice as long to set up before and fix after than it would take a real volunteer to actually do the job. And that’s if the…

I could only find this.

I’ve posted this elsewhere, but this seems to be a good time and place to repost. My boyfriend, Jon Snow:

I really want you to be right but all those “it should have been jezebel” comments show a real lack of understanding.

yeah I’m not welcoming anyone until they submit at least three lentil recipes.

...and on that note, a big welcome to all the commenters fleeing gawker and looking for a new place to hang!

If it’s any consolation, I appreciated your drawing a lot.

All is made clear. Who in their right mind would not yield before the utterance of the words, kylie lip kit?