He is lower than low, and keeps getting lower.

Tina! Some of us are trying to eat breakfast here.

Oh, I did not know that was a magazine, thanks!

I think the puffiness weirdly suits her. Now if she’d stop appropriating iconic dead people and branding them with her album titles, I’d be cheering her on.

She did say something was in the air.

NPR is so good at thematic outro music.

If “Love” is Madonna’s new whatever-she-is-selling, it’s less irritating than “Rebel Heart”. So far.

You’d think solar experts would know from shade.

I love fancy bar soap. You are my people.

Ha, yes. “Hairband” would be Warrant and the like!

Whew!

Can we make him Dr. Huh?

Don’t ruin donuts for me, please.

I didn’t think it was, but there’s been some weird internet blathering.

Uh oh!

Apparently now it’s “The speech was staged in front of a green screen!” Why that would matter in the slightest, even if true, is beyond me.

Ha, they are flip-flops in my region, too. Thongs are only underwear.

I did! Our version freed captives (people who were tagged by the “it”), if someone else could kick the can without being caught. I have no idea if that is standard, though!

Of course it’s base! I’m explaining it to the uninitiated, though. People sing “eensy weensy”? No.

As I kid, my friends and I always played hide and seek with a “safe zone”. If we reached it without being tagged by the seeker, we were winners. Is that regional, too, like ponytail holders?