http://jezebel.com/amy-schumer-sa…

It’s one of the few nice things about this system from a user POV, you can always start over.

I had legit forgotten Paris Hilton even existed.

How is her back leg larger than her front leg? Perspective does not work that way?!

As someone who once knew the horror of climbing into bed every night with someone I realized I didn’t trust and had good reason to be afraid of, I never questioned Amber for one second. Sending love and healing to her!

Ahahahaha wow. Didn’t even notice the first time around.

Is that on the escalator at Trump Tower?

I am currently screwing around, watching “top 10...” video mixes on youtube and her mid 2000s hit was playing as I was scrolling through this.

Looks like it could be a nylon bodysuit she crawled into for this vanity shot. Makes my skin itch just thinking about it.

Good on Amber for choosing to do something positive with money that would always remind her of a dark time. I’d just like to point out that the media and the general public would rake her over the coals if she had chosen to keep the money - which would be well within her rights. I hope people will finally leave her…

She's jealous about how much people are talking about how orange trump is.

Tbf, that is apparently from a FHM shoot in 2003; I’d be more surprised if she wasn’t photoshopped to hell-and-back given the pub and the prevailing photo styles of the time.

I mean, is that tweet really worse or materially different than Brit’s?

She looks like someone tried to assemble a Barbie from spare parts.

And now you’re one of those kind people! So many of my lame jokes would have gone unnoticed if it wasn’t for you. So I am really grateful to you too :)

mad thirst in that one

soooooo much photoshop why

Oh, Paris Hilton. Puh-leeze.