Nail, you hit it on the head.

Me too! Love all you guys.

They definitely go for much older men.

Or slow it way down so that their voices are low and satanic.

I definitely enjoy the commenters on Jezebel more. Hopefully not all of the Gawker commenters (some I enjoy) come over here.

Oh hell no! I knew someone who said they got “demerits” for not going to class in make-up. I was like, if college isn’t the time for rolling out of bed and going to class in your pjs with bed-head and no make-up, I don’t know what is.

Russia bombing of Syria you say? You mean Russia, who’s leader is feted by Jill Stein and Syria, who’s dictator is legitimized by the Green VP candidate?

Perfect! Really need to watch this again soon.

I had a friend who joined a sorority for some damn reason. She had to buy so many of those freaking matching t-shirts. That was literally one of the reasons she quit— she couldn’t afford to keep up with the t-shirts.

Just going to chime in as an ADPi (from over 20 years ago), clubs do all kinds of silly things. I went to a small school and Greeks were not the majority, it really gave me a place to meet people and enjoy the college experience.

“RELAX, SAID THE NIGHTMAN BOOP-BOOP!

-Meanwhile, Texas does what it wants-is really one of the only things we know for sure as a people.

How else would you be reminded of how Healthy™ and Skinny™ she is? She is cutting this show. She’s a producer. And this is the BEST she can make herself look? Jesus fucking Christ, how fucking monstrous is she in the footage on the cutting room floor?

I wish I could ungray you. Relevant info!

That boy was pulled out from the ruins of a *Russian* bombing in Syria.

ADPi has great parties. Here’s a photo from one.

The next time someone asks why I never had school spirit, I’m just going to point to this.

Oh, I hear that. I had to have an hysterectomy not that long ago because I had such terrible problems. Having said that, she acted like having fibroids removed was the biggest thing since WWII. After my surgery, I went home the same day! (I really DO NOT advise this.) I just think Bethenny is so egocentric that having…