I LOVE PUNS!

I was too lame to make a weather pun. Boo.

Maybe! Although, I once said hello to a local meteorologist in a dental clinic waiting room. Go, me.

I want to hear.

I would wear the first one. Until I hurt myself pushing my hair out of my eyes, or the like.

Photosynthesis.

I’ll pass, but hey- more for you.

Every baby needs a hunting bib.

That first one is unacceptable. It has love handles.

Oh joy! I’ve never before been interested in causing death for funsies, but that was before I could do it wearing pink!

That is awesome.

Autocorrect routinely changes “were” to “we’re” on my device. Such things do happen. You reminded me that I ought to take action to right this wrong, instead of cursing and hoping the edit window is still open, though. Thank you.

Argh, I once had a similar argument with a sailor who laughed about black recruits needing remedial swimming lessons. He had never considered that there are lots of communities without pools, so many people never have a chance to learn. Nooo, he assumed it was genetic.

Thank you! You are a great sport.

I’ve been enjoying the Olympic manicures, too. It makes me happy they can have some fun along with all their hard work.

Or jammed into his brain.

Damn straight, Ms. Biles.

I hope he thanked you.

All episodes of News Radio are amazing.

It never happened to me, either. I am definitely weird, though.