Huh! No one ever said “Hey” to me. I’ve been monogamously married for a good while now, but not before that, either. I’ve only ever received wordless sounds, along the lines of “wooaaah”. I am going to choose to believe that is a compliment. Yes.

Context makes “Pulitzer” sound naughty.

Good ol’ Mitt. Remember when he tried to iron his jacket while wearing it? I miss a candidate we could just laugh at, without crying.

The supporters in these videos are frightening. They are laughing and applauding as if they are watching a Larry the Cable Guy performance, not someone aspiring to be a statesman representing our country to the world.

One small mercy is, at least other outlets are also calling Trump on his bullshit now. From the Washington Post:

He speaks, and the phrase “spontaneous human combustion” suddenly springs to mind. For some reason.

Broccoli?

That might have been an unplanned omission, but filling it in with anything of Stephanie Seymour’s is probably apt.

Uh oh. I’d better go put neon yellow stickers on all my spoons. :)

Bizarre!

Genius!

As always: It’s okay to show the entirety of a woman’s breasts, sans nipples. It’s okay to show men’s nipples. What sense does this make?

I originally declined to watch Titanic because I heard about the sex scene, and thought I’d rather just watch the original make-out in Now Voyager. Turns out I really should have declined to watch Titanic because it stinks.

I still don’t understand how anyone could think grabbing fistfulls of someone’s hair and yanking it apart was okay, but I’m happy they are being cool about it now.

That would be ideal.

I’m Fabrizio. I have not seen the movie, but I have been told I invent the Mafia before I die, so theres-a that-a.

I would take up archery, if it involved a picturesque archery hat.

That would have been great, but a lot of people just will not show up to a party without a physical gift, so I understand it. At least wine is something which can be convivialy shared.

Did the “S” fall off his chest?

I have lots of types, and that’s one of them. ;)