Dresses or skirts would come with a host of extra worries. Tights or no tights? Is the wind blowing? Pants are the better option, no matter what her ankles look like.

Heh. I like silly jokes.

Ha! This is definitely the OYlimpics.

I read the headline, briefly, as “Obama sometimes goes to Hogwarts."

Jesus sends a stork to plant babies in the cabbage patch. Duh.

I see your point, but I still believe in speaking respectfully.

I’m also taken aback whenever people insist that country music is “family friendly.” As if drinking, sex, and cheating haven’t been prominently featured from the get-go.

“Political correctness” has existed as long as humans have. There have always been people you didn’t dare disrespect. The only difference now is, more people are demanding their rightful respect. Boo hoo.

Something about them needed to be illuminating.

#nodisrespecttoplatypus

That is a very strange sentence to parse. In addition to what you already covered, to be sexy often is conforming.

Hopefully humans.

Because it succeeds, maybe.

Mini gourmet sandwiches? I’d say “woke bae” out loud for them.

Salmon is the wokest fish.

I’m choosing to believe that happened right after the photo was taken.

He could probably get me to help.

Prince Harry could get me to do a lot of things.

Well! I hope crow tastes good, because I guess I’m going to eat it.

This stuff is going to make me believe the chem trail conspiracies.