Ooh, ooh, knock-offs of Melania’s sleeve puff dress!

Are any of the Duggers there? You could borrow something "modest".

My all time favorite weird celebrity gossip is back when Zsa Zsa Gabor’s shady “prince” husband claimed he could be the father of Anna Nicole Smith’s daughter. That was delightfully off the wall.

I doubt he ever listened to Michelle Obama. He just looked at her and decided she must be “angry”.

Pull up underwear, catch edge of skirt, briskly stride out of public washroom, provide laughs for passersby. Simple!

I think that would call for a word like “tragic”.

Just when I think the Trump campaign can’t be any more absurd...

I once walked five blocks with my skirt tucked into my underwear. Some nice woman driving by finally told me. I think I exhausted my supply of mortification that day. The memory just makes me laugh.

Sticky, smelly, wormy peaches. With a fondness for poor spelling.

Yes, it’s very simple. An article expressing dismay about a person trying to sell a racist candidate to a minority group, is not at all similar to racists disparaging a person’s appearance.

Oh, my thought was “All of Africa? Really, Common?” He isn’t using people as props, though.

Yes, you are confused.

I’m picturing the Xander vs Harmony slap fight.

I think “The Chew” is fairly clever, as a food-centered version of “The View”. I agree that as part of that list, they all sound like snoozers, though.

But, I’m out of popcorn.

This photo was from her McCain/Palin candidacy days.

Too true.

Not a bit of it! Aslan cat picked you.

I fully believe he could sing a world into existence. :)

He is REGAL.