Some Wal-marts carry Field Roast sausages. They taste great to me.

I can’t answer your questions, but I’ll ungrey you so someone knowledgeable can.

Gasp!

I’m so sorry. Of course you want to cry, you lost a loved one. He was a beauty.

Lucy really is a cutie, and I think you’re allowed to NOT hold it together for a bit.

Oh no. I’m sorry, that is a heavy burden to bear.

Mr. Werner is an A+ dude.

Someone associated with The Apprentice is a racist jerk? Golly.

Pfft. I’d never suggest he could be like Robert Smith, only that he might try.

No hissing from me. My reaction was “As she should."

Well, there appears to be a charm for it!

It probably just tastes like chicken. :)

Plus, that “hot dog” charm is a snake in a bun.

Maybe he’s been listening to The Cure a lot lately.

I’m not going to criticize her underwear-sheath dress. That’s just her thing. The sloppy topknot, necklace(?), and boot laces irk me, though. I never can embrace the “can’t be bothered” look for a public event.

You all are making me envious! I didn’t have any hilariously embarrassing soundtrack I can look back on. Unless you count the running nervous questions from both of us.

Mushroom ravioli, but same here.

We know Potsie’s views, though.

I don’t know, I think eyebrows deserve some credit here, too.

All that mattered was the feathered hair.