Watch out for open fires.

No, you are completely correct.

I wish I thought your sign would clear it up, Ladies.

Some people wear their hearts on their sleeve. Others wear their balls on their chests?

I had a classmate who thought the last word in sculpture was penis-piercing wearables. So there’s that, for starters.

I, for one, read The Toast on occasion.

“Blandina” absolutely seems too good to be true!

I know, right? When I think of Frida Kahlo, I think “gleeful dabbler”.

This is such happy news!

It’s one of those novelty guns, yes? The bulge is the flag printed with BANG!

Perhaps habiliments.

I would LIKE to believe turning up the corners of my mouth would hold my face up all pretty-like, but I do not.

*Looks at art school diploma. Nods.*

Snazzy outfit, Mr. Finger.

Nope! Not even if it was the Librarian.

No, no! I dislike Julia Roberts, but I think she played this character well, and I was happy enough with that movie. UNTIL!!! All her planning, training, fighting, and quick thinking came down to the dumb luck of an empty gun. It was like the stupid “Surprise, he isn’t really dead!” ending (that every movie at the…

AND artisanal.

What a world.

Right? Look at Baby Coolio!

I’m still working on the tablescape.