Happens to me all the time. I guess we’re more funny than fast.

It even appears to have a food court.

They’d be a more convincing couple than Hiddleswift.

The “new band name” joke is overplayed, but damn. “The Cognitive Dissidents” would be a good one.

Ha, I forgot about that. Now I’m laughing again, too.

😊

I wish it said “Carpal Diem”.

I, for one, will happily listen to any much-needed venting. I have a few of those relatives, too.

I can’t speak for everyone, but my eyes began rolling when she failed to attach a name to any of the people she is displaying.

Yes! Sadly, no outfit in the universe can make me resemble Sophia Loren, at any age. I’d still have fun wearing those glasses, though.

What? Noooooo!

Nope. I still want to send him to his room. For twenty years.

I could have made it clearer that I would only put myself in her shoes up until the point she donned the matching hood!

But if you never learned to have a mind of your own (tsk, tsk), you’d accept whichever crusty old dude your father gave you to.

I turned thirty nearly twenty years ago. Personally, I have yet to freak out about any “milestone” birthday. Maybe if I hit the century mark.

That is the concern I would have about this. They aren’t going to get their daughter back, if that is what they are hoping.

Nope, it sure didn't.

Exactly. I could empathize, except this isn’t just grief, this is speaking her racist mind.

Yep.