Laser guided squirt guns will get anyone’s attention without the noise pollution. A little spritz of water nevertheless killed anyone, right?

I drive a lifted XJ with 31x10.5x15 tires Andy the wheels have 4” backspacing. SO it it isn’t very obvious it isn’t stock. But I live in Los Angeles, the mall crawler HQ, and I might get a wave from a little lifted JK on 40’s but never from a Jk on 35’s. Also my Jeep wave initiated: received ratio increases…

Are you not going to mention the two Honda lawnmowers they put in the bed to exhibit “practicality”?

My 1989 Jeep Cherokee didn’t even come with a check engine light. Thank god for that because I couldn’t imagine how many codes I would be throwing if I was obd2.

The mischievous Jackson Pollock strikes again.

It look so like a concept Jeep for the year 2030. But all caddywhompus with no traditional style head or tail lights. Or the 7 slots for that matter. I guess it’s mean to be a concept car you can buy? If I had a billion dollars, would I? Nope.

No.

If you draft a letter to the HOA regarding their harassment and how they meant to take action on things that are actually important instead of picking on peoples projects and passions that make them jealous they are boring people and are acting like complete and utter BULLIES, I think all of the Jalopnik staff and…

Get yourself a gosh darn retired school bus. Unlimited rows for your... active... lifestyle creations and it’s big enough for you to stand in with only a little bit of squatting, and driving a school bus will give you right of way because you’re a school bus and that’s how school bus drivers drive. Plus all that…

The ending brought a tear to my eye :) finally a story that didn’t end with “And it was destroyed in Harvey”...

Are you sure this isn’t the filming of a new Airplane movie? I mean. Shirley you can’t be serious!

I hope those tires get changed out. My spare in my xj was from 1999 and I work at a tire shop and decided to put on a new spare tire. The old one wasn’t hard as a rock. It’s as if it wasn’t rubber anymore. But it looks like those are from 06? It’s hard to make out the tire date with the photo quality.

Maybe the the engineer should were using that as a method of “natural selection” for people who’s cannot read the “do not touch” sign...

I will duel you for it, Mr. David Tracy.

I suggest watching IAmJake on YouTube. He is doing a 50 state road trip in his Jeep YJ (modded to look like a CJ with a modernish chassis) and his dog Annie. Although his adventure vehicle is an extreme example, he’s about 6' 1" and can sleep inside of it. Just a suggestion. Super nice guy as well.

I have an old grungy Jeep, so I wear a grungy Jeep shirt. Not all the time but some of the time.

I love a good ol’ pully-outy-thingy from the dash. You pull out to the firstborn switch for parking lights and dash lights, and all the way out for headlights. And the brights aren’t on the stalk.

It’s literally an I-6 to I-6 swap. I love it. It’s technically JDM from the getgo (Jeep Domestic Market). And this is one of the few wranglers that can have an angry grill with a meaning behind it. Literally. A 2jz meaning.

Agreed. I live in Los Angeles and I’ve seen the Aviato Ford Escape in the parking lot of my old high school while there was some filming going on for who knows what (they filmed the Amazing Spider-Man at my high school) and I’ve seen a Jurassic Park Jeep and the Aztec is in the Petersen museum along with a bunch of…