That’s what happens when someone forgets to lock the dieselgate.

I’m not buying a new Wrangler unless they show me a decent Nurburgring lap time.

I’m so relieved we finally solved our drugs, terrorism and human trafficking problems so that law enforcement can focus on the things that really matter.

I’m a landlord. As long as you would be willing to repair it all when you are done (or forfeit your security deposit if not), I’m perfectly fine with whatever temporary damage you want to do on my property. It’s my job to give you a livable place, and that’s pretty much it. I don’t have to be the fun police.

Look at their car. Are there blemishes? Not necessarily a sign that someone is a bad driver, but I always give them more space. Either they dinged it while parking, someone else dinged it because they carelessly parked next to someone who doesn’t care about their car, or they’ve been in a fender bender, or and the…

Well that’s a bimmer......

I actually went to school for industrial design, so I totally get it. I just think modern cars unfairly get the shaft when it’s been the norm for years. Just check on this 54 Chevy vs a 54 DeSoto. You really need to look for the specifics of the hood and grill to tell the difference, just like any modern car. They…

I’m going right by there in ten days. Anyone have GPS coordinates? This should become a shrine to the XJ Donner Party. I’ll start with a cross welded from some XJ parts (leaf springs?); some plastic flowers; and a few votive candles (el mano mas poderosa is my personal favorite).

The Truckee CHP facebook is fantastically entertaining. All those funny west coasters that have never seen snow, playing bumper cars on a steep grade.

Couldn’t we have something a little less spectacular to start out our Saturday mornings? I’m sitting here on the couch, and after 2 hours of non-movement this article really makes me look bad. Couldn’t you have found an article about a guy who almost didn’t get butter stain on his sweatshirt to make us all feel like…

Could pass for 60s mustang if you just seen it at a glance from the rear.

Some high schoolers threw a big party down the street from my house. Someone parked their ~77 Camaro across my driveway where I couldn’t leave for work (third shift delight!) so I walked down to the house and started asking about the car. Got some rude comments and no useful info. I smashed the drivers window out with…

My personal favorite with tailgaters is pressing the brake just slightly. Just so the brake lights come on but not really slowing you down. After a few seconds of brake lights, long enough for them to relax into it and still tailgate, a quick tap so they see your rear end lift. Not a full stop, just a firm but short…

Next we’ll have to shift our own gears.

But it’s not. It’s called gearing. The G wagen has selectable low range gears so you can’t “peel out”. Plese do some more research as you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about.

These folks don’t appear to abide by Tread Lightly. Or probably much of anything for that matter.

I’ve come up with a theory as to why the traffic can so quickly become horrifying in LA - other than the sheer numbers. I live in San Diego and go up there once and a while for something and after observing driving habits, the big issue seems to be that there are equal numbers of offensive and defensive drivers and…

Old enough to not get hacked, or recalled on a monthly basis.