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 1) My Canadian friends are all too often telling me that one of the really big reasons Canadian police don’t fire quite as often despite almost as much racism as we have here is because they have to fill out so much paperwork every time they fire a weapon. It’s that simple. So they make the decision ahead of

He really needs better lawyers. There is no way he should be tried for this....but at least he’s not pleading guilty. Put those crackers and the whole city on trial!!

I’m assuming this DA thinks Scrooge was unfairly maligned in a Christmas Carol. For real fuck this man. People wonder why people of color have so little faith in the laws that govern this country. Justice for me and never for thee. Again only a heartless prick would bring charges against these men, which means any

I guess, but they are all on heavy rotation on classic rock radio stations, and they are the signature songs of 3 artists usually classified as rock stars.

Rap and rock comparison:

That is a clip from the 1989 film “Teen Witch”, which was (as you might imagine) about a teenage girl who discovered she had witch powers. The lead guy there, Rhett, is played by Noah Blake (Robert Blake’s son).

Actually, Harrison Ford couldn’t stop saying, “Jesus Christ, who writes this shit?” after speaking every line of dialogue. Ruined a lot of takes.

Same. I periodically whisper-yell “POP POP,” just so everyone in the car knows my car backfires. Even if I’m the only one inside it.

You read the entire article? Where’s the fun in that.

You clicked on the article, read it, and then commented on it.

So... you?

I make honking noises every time I squeeze my nipples. Anyways, what’s this article about?

And every time that stunt guy got shot with a blaster he did a Wilhelm scream. So unprofessional

I’m clearly making a mistake trying to navigate life with a conscience and empathy.

I will sleep better. But not too well as I’m dog sitting. Dog is 95 lbs of muscle who sleeps on my bed. Snores like an old man and flops around like a 3 year old.

What about for doing what 95% of the rest of the people are unwilling to do: Anything

This is what articles are now.

Watch Person of Interest. He plays an awesome character in it. If I say anymore, that could ruin it. Hell, even saying that...

OHMYGOD HE’S AMAZING AND WONDERFUL AND WHY HAVEN’T YOU SEEN IT YET HOW ARE YOU STILL ON THE INTERNET

The only valid reply to a troll is “woof, woof, woof, woof...”