I haven’t found a meme funny or even slightly entertaining in years. Am I officially old now?

I just moved into a place with no washer/dryer, so I’m going to the bank later for some rolls of laundromat quarters. This got me thinking. How much money in quarters does the average local bank have on hand? Could I do quarter run on the bank and buy them out?

My girlfriend and I are transplants to Wisconsin for school. I read her the excerpt about how terrible Wisconsin is and she told me Drew is more than likely her soulmate.

My girlfriend and I are transplants to Wisconsin for school. I read her the excerpt about how terrible Wisconsin is and she told me Drew is more than likely her soulmate.

Tom, Senior Week was 2 weeks ago.

‘...so every other player didn’t end with a shredded ligament’ makes sense. ACL tears are probably like the #548293 leading reason for death.

‘...so every other player didn’t end with a shredded ligament’ makes sense. ACL tears are probably like the #548293 leading reason for death.

Please change the title. It's freaking us all out.

I know Gizmodo doesn’t really give a shit about science anymore, and Sploid definitely doesn’t, but I can just as easily say my dog acts like a cat and isn’t a ‘needy creature’ (which is true) as you put below. It’s almost as if anecdotal evidence is bullshit in terms of drawing meaningful conclusions.

Yeah, so let's stop doing it.

Good eye!

Cars pull over. Pretty genius actually.

Are mew twos villains or something? Why are they all fighting against one in the commercial?

Where are you originally from that you think of Roswell as "remote"?

Bias? Is there a Deadspin-wide bias against the MLB and NFL? (Most certainly not) Or just the exciting (read:boring) world of recent offseason MLB and NFL trades?

I meant no offense by my comment and I certainly didn’t mean for it to start a coversation on Mormonism. I mainly hang out over at Deadspin where every comment section is amateur comedy hour, so it’s a bit strange to see someone read into what are obviously repeated, failed attempts at humor. As such, your comment…

Based on his username he’s a Mormon, possibly a Utah Mormon. That might help explain some his naivete.

I’m doing this old man thing where I’m not going to be a Braves fan anymore after they ‘abandon’ the city, despite never having lived it the city proper myself.

Not particularly, but I forgot this was open mic night! I was suggesting that this money was probably already allocated and they had to spend it somehow. “Sneaky accounting” is the reason you hear that “only 20 NCAAF programs are profitable”. You can read more about it here, if you’re inclined:

This feels like some sneaky accounting. Gotta hide them profits somehow, why not the easiest way... by spending them!