Well, Born in the USA isn’t exactly a red, white, and blue song, but very on brand with somebody who is protesting the flag. Though I’m sure at the time, she wasn’t protesting the government after she scored a goal.

This was an extremely productive twelve minutes:

Do any of you enjoy either pro skateboarding or snowboarding

I was looking for corroborating evidence from a usual suspect (in more ways a suspect than one), but I was too distracted by this equally fire-wielding position:

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

hot take: New Glarus beers are not good. New Glarus, especially Spotted Cow, is Wisconsin’s Yuengling.

I came here to say that Spotted Cow is overrated.

Spotted Cow is fine, but insanely overrated by people who grew up solely on Miller Lite.

He said “so every other play didn’t end with a shredded ligament.” Why don't YOU try some reading comprehension?

One might define a ‘better school’ as a school that has won more than .5 national titles in the last 65 years.

Ohio State, for one.

Nice to have the Michigan nuts spending a little time at the ol’ Deadspin.

It's called Univision for a reason.

Arrgh! The post was corrected. I know this may be controversial, But I stand by my joke. Ryan Lochte is caveman who water move good.

It’s not like we expect Joe Flacco to play at an MVP level

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Einstein would beg to differ.

Yeah, but I don’t know that I’d call “Red Rover” a sport, either.

Well, the lettering of the upper part is undoubtedly from “Rust Never Sleeps” by Neil Young & Crazy Horse, and I figure there’s a photoshop of Russ in a hoodie on the bottom.

Who the hell calls it a set? It’s a pair of sneakers.