That logo rotated like 0.1 radians! Fine him!

I considered math but went with science because I took some classes at the math building and everyone looked like they had lost their damn minds. What you get for thinking about numbers all the time.

To be fair ticks and cockroaches are the only bugs that make me shudder every time I encounter them.

Yeah, but those other bugs also can carry disease AND make you itch!

In no objective way are cockroaches that bad. They’re just disgusting. Ticks, fleas, gnats... all worse.

Surely you don’t hate Deadspin considering you’re here, right? Maybe you’re just a Kinja fan? It is a fabulous communication platform!

We’re not starting over from planetary accretion. Even if we caused an extinction that resulted in only simple life to persisting, the Cambrian Explosion took less that 100 million years.

Yeah, only Southerners are racist. Duh!

Surely to be one of the all-time great songs about a refreshing beverage that everyone loves!

What’s worse is that some of these victims have been punished for infractions as minor as breaking curfew and violating dress code. Not all these honor code violations are drug or sex related.

Yet they’re the only university I’ve heard of with an area known as ‘rape hill.'

Your title says GS screwed SA out of the home wins record. That’s not really what screwed means.

Once or twice a year. Not really a big fan of long hair, but I don’t really mind it enough to get it cut more often than that.

Yeah, but they did it the right way.

“...I rode the motorcycle in.”

Deadspin.Com is quickly becoming my favorite high school basketball blog.

Even Mathis goes in on Chip Kelly! Wow!

Synergy.

The greater good.

Goddamn the Internet. I have no idea who gets it and who’s dumb. I assume everyone gets it. You all get stars. Good Kinja.