Well, duh:

Our Austin Allegro can be offered with headlight wipers for optimal visibility in tough conditions. Why don’t you pop into your nearest British Leyland™ dealer for a test drive?

I have to admit I miss intermittent wipers in my MGB.

Apparently it was a serious debate issue in the republican primaries.

This is actually a common myth. In reality it stands for “Da Bes”.

You seem to prove my original statement by suggesting that the only thing you envy Europe of is kit cars and a slightly less visually attractive alternative bodystyle of an automobile available in the American market, whereas I envy your mass market cars.

Eight cylinder rear wheel drive luxury sedan>compression ignited four cylinder fail wheel drive econobox

A 420 horsepower V8. You americans are so f***ing spoilt.

Please no.. :’(

*thick brummie accent* “That’ll do, that’ll be alrrright.”

Nah, Austin Allegro is were it’s at:

RIP

1970's seats are best seats.

I fully endorse this.

I’M A DITCH NOM NOM NOM

“Mind the pedestrian, Richard!”

Fun fact: they are actually singing about Halsey’s Moonraker blue 1984 Rover 3500 Vitesse. Totally.

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