Um, no. As somebody that speaks Spanish, English, Mandarin, and Korean, no. Spanish is not easy. It’s easy to get basic phrases mangled out, due to a large partially shared vocabulary with English, but the grammar and number of verb conjugations is flat out ridiculous. There are over a hundred ways to conjugate every…

I guess I should clarify that as a traditional dress, they’re not something you just like buy in the subway or something. They’re generally very expensive and there are different hanboks for different occasions. They get handed down from generation to generation.

I really appreciate that you find our native dress beautiful, but it also kind of hurts to think of somebody just throwing this on a kid in a church pageant to play a random European queen.

(Korean with a good bit of history knowledge here).

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People knowing their shit and being able to list it on demand is like, one of my turn ons, so, dinner later ;)?

My two girlfriends that have one still get them, but they’re these tiny non-events that are almost cute, like unicorn farts.

This, although that *is* one reason Argentina beer is pretty good. *Isenbeck*

I have a mirena. My periods went from drop-me-on-the-floor cramps to a non-event to I DON’T EVEN GET ONE ANYMORE (sorry can’t help myself)

Reply: “I’ll put my tits on your cookie.”

I think they actually have a 10 minute long titty sucking video that’s just a compilation of titty sucking. I wish it would be like 5 min titty sucking 5 min pussy eating because that would be baller.

THIS. All of this.

*scribbles note*

Also I freaking that this shit because they’re ALWAYS breaking the third wall. If you stare right at the camera operator and say, “fuck me, yeah, you like that baby” my ladyboner just falls off.

*writes down james deen for . . . later*

There is REALLY not enough MFM that’s not just two guys taking turns banging a woman. I want to see them banging each other, too.

What I really want is a choose your own adventure porn where you can queue up the acts you want, how ridiculously fake the female orgasms are, the amount of makeup on everything (none is good) and where the camera view should be (hint, its usually on their faces, how can I know if they’re enjoying themselves if it’s…

Bi here; search “Dane Jones” w/in youporn or pornhub. +1 on tittysucking. ;)

Until we get to the “matronly” sizes. Because in my size, there’s less bo-peep leopard and more “egads, hide those in beige, now!”

Again, most people that work in foodservice don’t get to give stuff away.