I’d murder someone for a bite of that sandwich.

EVERY food service place I have worked in in the last decade would have fired me for comping food. So, there’s that.

I’ve done it. I also tip a LOT for that kind of delivery. It’s like, oh, you risked your life to deliver me food? I feel like that should be compensated appropriately.

In a middle to lower class eatery, prebussing (in the sense of taking a plate with you every time you go back to the kitchen, which is generally required) makes the end of the meal clearing of the plates WAY more manageable, since waitresses often have to bus their own tables. If it’s a packed night, the longer your…

Excuse me, but when drinking, I tip on the number of drinks brought out, and not the total bill (trust me, number of drinks is a bigger tip for the waiter). I’ve been a server and know that drinks can be a total PITA.

I think you should move. The chances of it working out long-distance are slim; the chances out of it working out if you resent him for the rest of your motherfucking life are far slimmer. If your love was meant to be and you’re both willing to put the work into it, you can make a long distance relationship and even a…

You know, I have literally never considered that option, like seriously considered it, until right at this second. I know I want to have kids someday; I know I’m not ready to do it now, and I’m already pushing 30. I am also not sure if I ever want to have to deal with a baby.

When I first read that, I thought it was weird, and I had to think on it for a second.

Me too, right! I knew it was coming, but I woke up this morning, and there it was. And now tears.

OMG YAAAAS!

No. But for socialization, you should find a therapist that either specializes in behaviorist or perhaps a mixture of cognitive and behavioral techniques, that is also focused on YOU figuring out what goals you want to make and what your incentives for those goals should be. The process roughly looks like this:

I have yet to meet the man that said, “yeah, I want to bone her, but her SHOES...”

What kind of therapies were the therapists providing?

“Talk Therapy” is an incredibly loosely defined category that could encompass a LOT of different therapeutic methods. Among them would be cognitive therapies that focus on recognizing and changing thought patterns, behavioral therapies that focus on action centered changing of your reward system, acceptance commitment…

Yes, and if you’re able to do that without pulling your own hair out, that is great. I think the point is that you are not obligated to do those things, so if you’re juggling WAY too many balls and feeling stressed out, then maybe not go to preschool graduation. That kind of thing.

#Amen

I love you TastyCakes. LOVE YOU.

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