“Learn yo bitches snowflake!”

He’s trying so hard not to crack up here; it’s amazing.

Um, can we have sex, now?

“Women are less emotionally unstable than men (just check the news everyday of some gonzo losing his shit)“

I mean, there is a difference between 36 yo and 18 yo, too. Like a lot of these 40 year old men are specifically messaging and seeking out 18 year old women, and often trying to lure them out with the promise of like, hey, I can pay some of your bills! It’s skeezy as shit and I gotta say, I highly doubt their…

Well, my 21 year friend and I (I’m 28) were sitting in the bar, and a 55+ year old man sidled up to her and started talking to her in a skeezy way. She gave me the “holy shit help me” panicked stare, as a woman who’s literally been going to the bar for all of 2 months is want to do.

Was going to say this and you beat me to it. Thank you for phrasing it so eloquently.

Welp, that just made me terribly sad.

I don’t know if laughing matter is the reason this and Maury would be on the air. I think it’s more like when you roll past a devastating car crash. Terrible, sad, but you cannot change the channel for anything.

For a man or woman that is willing to do dishes, I’ll take it. I don’t even charge my current roommate rent in exchange for cleaning.

Okay. Well, make sure to let the Humane Research Council know, because they and many other veterinary and pet advocacy groups have pretty staunchly identified and maintained that it is almost impossible for a trained veterinarian to identify the breed composition of a mixed breed dog. http://spot.humaneresearch.org/con…

Some companies might be bullshit, but all aren’t. The report that was sent back to me actually included a graph of the genetic markers used to place my dog within a specific species mix, as well as a graph of where my dog’s specific markers fell within the range of the normal markers for that breed. That’s pretty damn…

They’re extremely accurate for common breeds that have been differentiated a while from original bloodlines, as the genetic markers will shift farther away from whatever baseline. They get less accurate the more breeds are mixed together or with a “new” breed (also with a rare breed in which there aren’t a lot of…

“ I love doing laundry, dishes, trash, and the steam mop, oh how I love the steam mop.”

I don’t think they would make your kid trilingual, but if your kid frequently heard a foreign language early enough, they might not lose the ability to distinguish the phonemes of that language. What I mean by that is that languages often sort two different sounds into two separate “letters” that aren’t discriminated…

Please tell me you picked Claudia George because of a particular TV show.

Yeah, this is a real, verifiable things.

This could easily be a dialectal thing. I was hella surprised when I moved to the midwest and people started using “you guys” as a collective second person address. (Being from the land of y’all and all). I found out in college that this is actually a standard marker for the region.

Garlic naan (drools all over desk) I pronounce this thread “won”.

From Michigan; tipping hazard pay is a real thing and anybody that doesn’t do it is an asshole. Because the thought process literally is (jeez, those roads look terrible and I’m afraid to go out there in my car because I’ll probably die; maybe I’ll order in.) I feel guilty enough just asking somebody to drive in it…