“On the other hand, what country has almost all of its babies in hospitals under the watchful eyes of nurses and doctors? The USA. What country also has the highest maternal mortality rate of any developed country? The USA. Where risky interventions are absolutely routine and best practices are ignored.”

I literally just got one who cleans constantly and packs for everything. It’s weirding me out.

It is a glorious word. It really is.

Seconded.

“They deserve”

Ugh, this is why I don’t booty call. It’s not morals; it’s sheer freaking laziness. I don’t even pack a bag when I have a trip that I planned a week in advance. I just throw a toothbrush in my car and trust that it will all work out. Packing a bag just to get some sex? Whut?

There aren’t any horns on my mobile browser?

“We should have a thread of first reactions when your husband tells you he cheated on you. Mine was, “Hold on, I’m almost done with dinner. Want some?”

I am fucking LOSING it at my desk right now. This is amazing.

“First year, in anatomy lab - he did an awesome hand dissection and I figured anyone who was that patient and detail oriented would be great in the sack (I was right).”

I’m that girl—29 and three proposals exactly. I am not sure how I manage to do it, either, because it’s not entirely even wanted. And I’ve never been married, and what is the point of the proposal without meeting someone you’d actually want to be hitched to and marrying them?

“And yes I’m seeing a therapist.”

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

If you have to stay the night, it’s not no strings??? Like, putting conditions on it = strings?

“I comfort myself with the fact that I got his virginity, too, and I’ll always have that. Oh, and all the great memories too of course”<—This comment is super, super duper ewwwww.

Hahahha gout. *wipes away tear*

You, sir, are an artist.

I love when you check in with updates. It’s like the gift that keeps on giving.

Uh, what state are you in, because WE ARE GOING TO BE FRIENDS NOW.

#neofreudianism