Here's the proud papa

Guys I just discovered the best (worst) baby name ever. Bostyn.

Be careful, finishing the puzzle might make you the unwitting ally of a malicious artificial superintelligence...

I've had so many people be like 'you can't do that, Carly. it's a wedding. chicken or fish.'

Well, maybe not in YOUR family.

Sucks I'm at work and thus without my usual Kinja login, so stuck down in the greys. Again.

I remember my uncle got married back when I was like 7 or 8 and we had the reception at a park, it was in the summer, beautiful day and night, well I remember one of my uncles not the married one being cornered in a room where the food was being held by a group of 4 or 5 guys NOT dressed for a wedding or reception,…

We are trying to figure out how to make sure that she behaves at my wedding.

At my friend's wedding (I wasn't there, this was before I met her):

I come from a HUGE family, half of which still live in Oklahoma. Yeah, you know this is about you, You. There was a rift in the 50s over a bunch of money from some business endeavor and that story itself is insane, but it came up at my cousin's wedding when I was 15. She had specifically stated NO FLASKS on the…

A week before my wedding, I expressed frustration - basically, "Oh my God, I'm going to kill her" - and someone I know reported me to the police. REALLY. The police called me and asked about it. I said "WHAT?" and stopped paying attention to where I was walking, fell down, and Grade II sprained my ankle. I was…

My best friend's twin brother's wedding was the business. The bride's family is how do you say.......very Clampett from the Beverly Hillbillies. Simple country folk that did very well in real estate. We are at a 5 star resort and in the lobby after the rehearsal dinner, the sister of the bride BEAT THE SHIT out of…

Not sure if this counts as throwing hands, but it certainly involved hands and was just flat out bizarre. We had our wedding at an historic beach hotel in New Hampshire. We had the main ballroom reserved for our reception and it was just lovely. We decided to do karaoke at the end of the night when everybody was…

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Sing "Heaven is a Place on Earth" at the Vatican.

Inb4 some comment comes on to defend him "He could have been a war veteran who was partially deaf in both ears!"

Somewhere in a dark boardroom, Marvel execs are patting themselves on the back for actually genetically engineering the real Avengers. How could we explain Chris Evans otherwise? He IS Captain America. Both he and Chris Pratt are awesome people and this warms the barren, dusty, shriveled cockles of my useless heart.