But can it top this:

That’s because a smartwatch with enough performance to do more than text, view notifications, or check the weather tends suck down power rather quickly

NIAGARA FALLS! I remember it like it was yesterday. Slowly, I turned. Step by step, inch by inch.... (I’m sorry, has someone done that bit already?)

...Every morning there’s some hakarl hanging off the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed?

I’ve been using overdrive for audiobooks and consumed a ton of reading that way. I didn’t know about hoopla. May check it out just to see if it has things I’m not getting from overdrive.

So they can’t testify against one another?

More posts like this, please. Very helpful to have your site’s (tacit) endorsement and this kind of information all in one place!

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

I’ve seen them on Amazon already. There are quite a few standing style ones.

I don’t have a problem with the article content, but just to be an ass because of the lede, it’s been in the 50s-70s for the past several days with rain in the D.C. metro area. Supposed to get back up to low 80s on Labor Day.

This is really putting a damper on my pitch for a new TV special called “Is Anderson Cooper Faster Than An Enraged Emu?”

Trying to deny your kid a thing is the best way to guarantee that they want nothing but that thing.

This just seems insane. Just legalize (and regulate) prostitution and it’ll be a safer situation for everyone. Keeping track of your DNA for when your job inevitably kills you feels like a backwards step.

My mom wants Pharrell to be her son-in-law. It’s one of the few things we agree on.

Parable of the Sower alone is well worth the $1. It is sadly, prophetically relevant today.

It makes sense in terms of the reshoots everyone was so worried about. After they figured out what the final story should be they shot new footage to make it cohesive. That’s not the same as a deleted scene cut for time or pacing.

Tom and Lorenzo are doing a Flotus Fashion retrospective today.

Actually, in a hilarious turn of events, I think you are thinking of Kevin Costner.