But can it top this:

NIAGARA FALLS! I remember it like it was yesterday. Slowly, I turned. Step by step, inch by inch.... (I’m sorry, has someone done that bit already?)

...Every morning there’s some hakarl hanging off the corner of my girlfriend’s four post bed?

I’ve been using overdrive for audiobooks and consumed a ton of reading that way. I didn’t know about hoopla. May check it out just to see if it has things I’m not getting from overdrive.

So they can’t testify against one another?

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

I’ve seen them on Amazon already. There are quite a few standing style ones.

I don’t have a problem with the article content, but just to be an ass because of the lede, it’s been in the 50s-70s for the past several days with rain in the D.C. metro area. Supposed to get back up to low 80s on Labor Day.

This is really putting a damper on my pitch for a new TV special called “Is Anderson Cooper Faster Than An Enraged Emu?”

Trying to deny your kid a thing is the best way to guarantee that they want nothing but that thing.

My mom wants Pharrell to be her son-in-law. It’s one of the few things we agree on.

Tom and Lorenzo are doing a Flotus Fashion retrospective today.

Actually, in a hilarious turn of events, I think you are thinking of Kevin Costner.

This is probably the best picture I’ve taken of the moon. It was during the “lunar eclipse supermoon” from last year, just as a commercial jet happened to be flying in front. I used my Canon SX280 (point and shoot) held against the lens of my Celestron 130SLT telescope.

What a shame. This pair would have given us so many quality memes.

I know I’m late to the party, but here is a truly scary story - you might say it was a matter of life and death.