Sometimes I wish the Constitution were more black and white. Like, I wish it would flat out just say in plain English: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States." Then we wouldn't have to deal with all this mess...

yeah, even before this they had two one star reviews on yelp and 11 shitty reviews on dealerrater.com

Yeah, especially given that she was supposedly really good friends with the groom! Sheesh.

"HAVE YOU SEEN THE YELP OMG"

Wow, I'm not at all surprised to find out it's a scummy place to begin with.

This isn't me, but it was a guy I was dating at the time. We had vermicelli for dinner. There was one little dried bit of vermicelli stuck to the botom of the pot. Boyfriend, who was always cleaning pots and pans with his hands first to "save sponges" (WTF even is that) was cleaning it and decided to scrape the piece…

And every one of those poor kids grew up to be virgins...

Well, my now husband and were having pizza one afternoon. After we were done eating, one thing lead to another and I starting giving him a good ol BJ. I was horny, so was he, so I got on top and started riding away, enjoying ourselves. Then I felt a slight burning sensation. I was like, oh whatever, it'll go away.…

One size fits all.

Its definitely the decision of the host and no one has any right to complain about it either way. Its your day, do what you want. Just so long as you MAKE the decision and if you can, include it in the invite. Guests with kids can decide and/or work out the logistics of their visit before RSVP'ing. And if you don't…

Quick story that, I guess, shows why I love having kids at weddings and why it's probably a bad idea. A fraternity brother's wedding where it was very heavy on your readings and vows and in the middle of it all this kid, who at most was five years old, says very loudly "THIS IS SO FREAKING BORING" and then gets…

Today was my first normal Saturday after leaving my abusive and controlling husband. It's been a little over a week since I left....and I feel absolutely amazing. I have no regrets and this feeling of freedom is incredible! I'm free! I'm free! I can do what I want without feeling like I am walking on eggshells…

after drinking too many large French 75s that were mostly gin, I convinced myself I had accidentally dropped my only expensive piece of jewelry -a gorgeous Tibetan silver ring with two intricate ram heads in it- down a friend's toilet. Spoiler: I had taken the ring off at home and forgotten to put it back on.

I did the laxative one. I had mistaken the laxatives for normal chocolate when making both the cookies and the chocolate milk.

I think you already know-but don't give anyone a spare key. The 1st time I left home, my parents had all the locks changed, & a security system installed in my place. My landlord was pissed bc I had to be home for him to get in, but no motherfucker is going to leisurely go through my stuff & steal my shit bc I'm not…

How the bookcase got into your pajamas, we'll never know.

This is why I loved the 12x XP, FUCK YO PLANETQUESTS!

I realize you mean well, but don't pathologize someone who's asexual. It's like telling a gay person that they'd be straight if they'd get checked out by their doctor or met the right partner .

Here's an idea: don't sexually assault your girlfriend.