We didn't know each other for years and years, and we also got married before living together. Who would have thought it would have all turned out so old-fashioned? It's so weird to me that we didn't live together, and I never thought that would have happened in my life. Sometimes it's hard because we are both adults…
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P.S. When guys say they wouldn't want a woman firefighter dragging them out of a burning building, I make sure to tell them to write it on their foreheads so I know to leave them there when I find them.
I would argue that this is exactly why you should live with your partner before getting married - so that you understand what you're getting into.
Thank you guys so much...
2 days before Valentine's day, we're sitting at our local bar and somehow get onto a conversation that basically goes like this "you make me miserable." "omg! you make me miserable too!" "want to go to Red Lobster? I have a gift certificate." "YES." Then we went to Red Lobster for our 'breakup dinner' and ordered the…
My last boyfriend and I dated unofficially for a year then officially for a year. He dumped me in a text while I was on the Megabus to NYC for a week of job interviews. I had just seen him two days before so this seemed a little fucked up/inappropriate. I cried in Pret A Manger for a couple hours then tried to pull it…
They should do the obvious thing. Next catalogue just have nothing but this girl in it.
I wouldn't be so sure about that. I've read that c-sections strongly increase the risk of autism.
I may still dislike Chris Christie, but at least he gave up the fight when he realized that staying the course would have just meant frivolously spending lots of taxpayers' money. And that's pretty much the nicest thing I can say about my governor...
Holy shit, she's 33 years old?! Wow. She doesn't look a day over 2. Good for her.
Remember back in the glory days of the 1990s when men and women alike wore huge cargo pants with pockets all over the fucking place? Pockets on the arse, on the hips, on the knees. You didn't need a carry-on when flying because you had fucking pockets everywhere.
Was talking dirty to Mr. Hot on the phone late one night...and talking wasn't enough. Headed out for the 45 minute drive to his house. In a very dark area on a country road I hit a moose with my car. Totalled the car. When the state trooper arrived, he let me use his phone to call Mr. Hot, who came and picked me up,…
Through high school, I was weird by choice. I mean it. I didn't kiss any boys or go to any parties. I studied hard and slayed at obscure extra-curricular that got me ridiculed at school but won me week-long vacations to national conventions every summer. It was at one of these conventions where I met one of my best…
Clowns. My best story involves a lot of clowns.
I mean, I have other stories. Honorable mention goes to the time I had sex on the 5th floor of a hotel's glass-walled staircase in plain view of the street below because we couldn't afford to get a room in said hotel, and the time I swam out to the center of Walden Pond…
I look forward to next week's column, whatever the subject, to see if you can work that ex and wedding into a third post.
Hello. I am an English person and due to my cultural tendency to be somewhat reserved, I have never commented before. I tend to lurk... but I want to share the comment that accompanied my facebook post about this show the other day, because it was the first bit of telly since Breaking Bad that gave me shivers of…
So many things to tell..I will try to sum it up but it is going to get long and weird.
I no longer wish to live in Montana.
I'd tell them your daughter was traumatized by the thought that her vulva was for people to step on.