Well if no one else was going to satisfy Pinkham’s law, I figured I'd better fill the absence.

Oh no, I myself prefer crispy. But apparently some unfortunate souls on BCO are allergic to crunchy.

That was all sarcasm there, buddy

I’m not defending these kids, but if their order got messed up and they’d been having a bad day, I can see how they’d be mad. Like, maybe their fries were too crispy and one of them is allergic to crunchy? I don’t think everyone needs to be jumping down their throats just because they made a mistake once. I once…

Moral of the story: learn the back routes through town. Why on earth did they try going down rt 36 on a weekend????

Same in my school. He was the music teacher. I was glad I'd left the school by the time it was proven and he was arrested. She changed districts after, but I'm sorry for what my friends and enemies alike did to her.

I can’t tell you the dollar amount my parents brought in each year, but I knew how often we went on vacation, what kind of places we stayed at when we went, where we shop for clothes, what home improvements get made and which don’t, how many extra classes my mom picks up, and that told me enough. I was never sat down…

I Think I Love My Wife

Recounted from my grad advisor’s wife:

Jolie, you really better pick this one. Love, war, and farting.

BF is a traditionalist and has asked that I, despite being a feminist, let him propose. I agreed but now I want to take it back and propose around a fire pit with a knife while camping because I’m pretty sure nothing could top that for him.

I’m pretty sure this has a more specific reason - because his wife works at a pregnancy crisis center.

Oh...my...god...

I had to double take because I read “I work at a golf course and I’ve probably helped run at least 150 weddings over the past 12 years.” as you’ve helped ruin 150 weddings.

Something about the look in AA models’ eyes makes me think they look like they’re being trafficked. It’s stark, deer in the headlights, somewhat fearful and it creeps me out. That’s my main reason for not shopping there.

Eh, no membership sharing I’m okay with. Thanks!

For Student Prime, it’s free for a time and then you can pay half ($50) for the full membership. Does that half-price come with all the benefits of the regular membership? I’ve heard it does, I’ve heard it doesn’t.

I think as no longer 20’s kids, you have even more of an excuse to be firm about having adult opinions (not that parents always go along with that). Glad you liked the idea!

For the outfits, could you each go a little towards the middle ground? Your partner in a white suit/tux or dressy pantsuit and you in a suit incorporating more femme colors? Like a gray with pastel (or whatever colors you like) rather than the more traditional and masculine black tux?

That is a fantastic goal.