This has to be my favorite story. Such a dad thing to do.

JERSEY’S REVENGE: CALL US DIRTY ONE MORE TIME, WE DARE YOU

Having grown up in Jersey, I’m always really sad when I travel and there are no diners to pop into for breakfast or late night munchies.

If he becomes President, it’s only because NJ wants him the hell out of our state

Eh, I’d say the garbage is more north of the Raritan. But I agree Cape May is the best.

That, and BENNY GO HOME

My favorite Jersey tattoo was I saw someone at a show with the Parkway logo on his calf. I looooooved it.

Most of what people think of as the New Jersey accent is limited to New York and parts of Northern NJ. People are always surprised at my lack of a “Joisey” accent, I say I sound like pretty much everyone where I’m from.

You mean like half my family? Yes, yes I have. Not all of NJ sounds like what you hear on Jersey Shore and the Sopranos is what I’m getting at.

I’m from NJ, have never heard anyone say “youse”.

It’s really interesting to see the Pre-owned fee here, the dealership I went to didn’t bring it up until we were in the paperwork. I don’t know how many times I said “ The website says certified, not certifiable!” Took it up to the manager who gave me a “I need to make money” spiel but eventually gave it to me for…

It does, thanks!

What exactly is the difference between a full wedding planner and a day-of planner? Like, what does one do that the other doesn’t?

Yup, sounds like a cat.

She was!

Yup. Keep that in mind. Hope you don’t step on one.

Public announcement: Whenever and wherever you swim in the ocean, there are most likely sharks nearby. You’re welcome.

My roommate’s dog did that to us once. We searched inside and out, in cupboards, in the street, and then my roommate had the brilliant idea to ring the doorbell. From under the couch I was sitting on came dog tag jingling.

Not my dog, but a small local city has a Facebook page with news, guides, events, etc and they share Found Dog or Lost Dog pictures for people to share and spread the word. There’s also a Facebook page called Pet Detective which does the same thing.

Better go stock up