Durant goes to China for a billion dollar contract. Kyrie quits basketball but stays in town and takes grad classes at Union Theological Seminary or The New School. Zion goes to the Celtics, somehow.

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

I didn’t get into it here, but it does not feel entirely irrelevant that the Giants were the last NFL team to start a black QB. And that was only in 2017.

Long time Giants fan. Is it just me, or do Gettleman’s (and the Giants generally) justifications for doing things recently (like trading OBJ, picking Jones over Haskins) come off as racially coded? “Negative culture.” “Mature.” “Fiber.” Hmmmmmmmmmm. Like they get rid of Beckham for complaining that they lose too much…

Cool, cool. That’s cool. Everything is fine here. 

It’s just so military-brain to immediately assume they’d be here to nuke us. Says so much about us.

I totally wonder if there has been an uptick in sightings/visits since Trump took office? Like, even they can’t believe the shit that is happening and need to come in for a closer look.

You can’t stop Joel Embiid. You can only hope to contain him.

I love the subtlety of spelling Giannis’s last name incorrectly in different ways throughout the article. Well done.

Right!? Just thinking back to Tayshia’s interview on Monday’s episode, she is so much more thoughtful, interesting, introspective, and overall more capable of forming complete sentences, she would have been such a better choice. She also would have had a higher caliber of men - I feel like Hannah B.’s guys are going to…

Literally just status. It’s sad.

What’s the typical compensation structure for tennis players and coaches? I could see Bajin, understandably, wanting to leverage a tremendously successful year for Osaka, who, understandably, might have other priorities.

speaking as a white dude, i feel entitled. (not to an explanation necessarily, i just want to make it clear i feel entitled.)

the time lord nickname isn’t making fun of robert for being late, it’s making fun of the dipshit local sports radio chuds who thought that robert being late was a big deal. the celtics twitter community who came up with the name is 100% behind him

Danny is like a good farmer. He knows it’s best not to give them names or else you grow too attached. Ainge just calls them Moveable Asset 1, Moveable Asset 2, etc.

Disclaimer: rampant speculation here. I’d guess that the “sex tape” might be referring to Dwight Howard’s accuser, who some thought was trans (but is a gay man). That would explain the clumsiness, and why the Warriors/Curry might understandably push back against the description of the conversation. 

35 Years? You’d think she had Dunaway with Broadway for good.

I mean, I pretty much don’t think that we should be throwing milk of any flavor at people. Hunter should probably take it down several notches (“sickening”? Really?). But throwing food doesn’t exactly make you seem like you’re really making a solid argument.

...except he’s Cherokee. They made a huge deal of it when he won the Heisman. 

A reminder that there are only 2 reasons why I would be in North Carolina: