He once again repeated his claim that he couldn’t have spat because of his mouthguard, and he said that he merely “exasperated” because he was about to tell Paul to fuck off.

THERE WAS A SECOND SPITTER

Probably yelling “It’s a passing lane”!

I love how the drivers just casually pass him on the right like they see this kind of thing all the time.  

“Non-Consensual Footsie”.

Jaylen Brown’s face is uncannily symetrical.

Jesus, I forgot about that, what with all the madness of the 2nd half!! Holy crap those points were HUGE down the road.

The “hero-ball throw” wasn’t that bad a decision - it was third and long, two guys in his face, even if McCourty the Lesser makes the pick it’s basically an arm-punt. The worst decision of the night was throwing into double coverage at the end of the first half for an interception, taking the chance for points off the…

That’s not really an unpopular take, it’s obviously true now looking back. Hill should’ve kneeled at the 1 or something. It’s just that people don’t prepare for that when they’re at their own 25, so no one really blames him for just scoring.

If you gave the Chiefs an option every time whether to take that touchdown with however much time on the clock or for it to be incomplete and then the Chiefs can try to march the ball downfield more slowly, I think—now I’m no mind-reader, but I am pretty sure about this—I think they’re gonna take it *every time* and…

Spot on. When you play the hoodie, your clock management game needs to be on point. 

Why didnt the Chiefs go for 2 to tie the game in the 4th quarter? Down 8 you get the TD, and they still went for 1.

Yes.

Honestly. And what is this “I guess you had to be there” line? Like no shit, bro. And YOU weren’t even there. Why are we getting this fourth person account of a comedy set from Milwaukee?

All this proves is that you’re a shitty writer and a shittier person.

Imagine writing a description of a Mitch Hedberg show. “He concluded with some brief non sequiturs about absurd and frankly unlikely situations. I guess you had to be there?”

“vulture didn’t want to ruin his set, but we thought we’d jump in an ruin it anyway!” because reasons.

This is the dumbest fucking post I’ve yet seen in the year of our lord 2018. You could take Richard Pryor’s most killer material and distill it down in a snarky and offputting blob of text and make it sound like he was a shitty comedian. The purpose of this post is clearly to try to put Ansari back up on that cross of…

You’re making fun of a comedian because.... his jokes are less funny in print than they are delivered?  The fuck is this bs?